today i will be ruining several lives via publishing this carrd (i am not sorry) i am black don't pull out your pitchforks because i said nigga i'm a certified blackie i'll send hand pics as evidence pertaining to my innocence your honor

side note making sites with carrd makes my balls itch can we get a website that lets you code your own shit and then publish it to the site's servers

hello you creeptastic coon i'm now allowed to dump irrelevant information about myself into your brain. wazzaaap i have adhd so if i seem like i'm not paying attention to you. i'm not. you're boring. i also don't feel empathy very strongly so um. good luck

fuck you bitch im batman fuck you bitch im batman my dick just like batman cause it's black i decode your genome then take out the keystone you niggas on ounces im smoking the kilos they always be jacking me jealous of steelo swear this won't be the murder